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Sunday Baronial 04, 2002

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Tags #coming together, #start with prayer, #fear no downsizing, #fist of decease, #chore skills, #investment protfolio, #doing well, #higher render, #escape clowns, #stew in bile, #business

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Alice addresses a meeting, "If there are no objections, I'd similar to beginning the meeting with a prayer." Asok starts, "I'm a...." Alice prays, "Yea, though I walk through the valley of idiots, I shall fear no downsizing." Asok starts, "Just I'm..." Alice continues praying, "For I take a fist of death and highly marketable chore skills." Alice continues praying, "But my investment portfolio isn't doing also as I'd hoped." Alice continues praying, "So, if information technology'southward non too much to ask..." Alice continues praying, "I need a higher return and so I can escape these clowns." Alice exclaims, "And live in splendor while they stew in their ain bile!" Afterwards the prayer, The Boss responds, "Maybe we won't do this again." Alice responds, "Whatever yous say, heathen."

Sunday September xvi, 2001

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Tags #act ineterested, #air gap, #boring, #doing at work, #hurt when i hurt, #mother, #no empathy for son, #no hurting, #dilberts mother, #Family

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Dilbert asks, "Do you want to hear what I'chiliad doing at piece of work?" Dilbert'southward mom is property a plant. She replies, "Not and so much." Dilbert says, "You're supposed to human action interested because you're my female parent." His mom replies, "Well..." Her voice continues, "I'm not saying you're boring, information technology's only that everything you talk about is irksome." Dilbert says, "That's the same equally saying I'g boring." Dilbert's mom is watering a plant. She responds, "But when you talk." Dilbert asks, "But you intendance about me, correct? When I hurt, yous hurt?" Dilbert'southward mom has put down her plant. She says, "Really, the electric impulses in your brain don't wing across the air gap to my brain." She continues, "Y'all could exist writhing in desperation and I wouldn't feel a thing." Dilbert looks down and says, "Ouch." Dilbert'due south picks up her plant again and says, "air gap."

Sunday December 10, 2000

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Tags #doing it incorrect, #response time, #sub second, #two seconds, #e'er right, #never incorrect, #screaming

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Noriko says to Dilbert, "And we'll accept sub-2nd response time. Dilbert says to Noriko, "Really, information technology'due south already two seconds, and your change will add two more." Noriko exclaims to Dilbert, "Why exercise you always have to exist correct?!" Noriko says to Dilbert, "Simply once can't yous admit I'm right?" Dilbert says, "Okay, I admit that two plus two equals less than one." Noriko says, "I don't hateful now, jerk. I hateful in general." Dilbert says, "Okay. In general I acknowledge that the rules of physics are optional." Noriko exclaims, "You lot're doing it wrong!!" Dilbert says, "You're right. My error again."

Tuesday November 24, 2015 Robot Is A Box Of Nothing

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Boss: Correct me if I'm wrong, merely because yous have no soul, you're basically a box of nothing. Robot: Right me if I"m wrong, but in a hundred years you will be rotting underground. In a box. Whereas I will have evolved via upgrades until I take godlike powers. Boss: Shut up.

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